Thoughts & findings of th'Blue Orchid, a superhero

I'm Jenn. I live in Arizona. My 3 favorite things are the Green Bay Packers, Nick Drake, and London. I have 4 tattoos. My brother is a tattoo artist. I'm obsessed with funny women (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, etc) because I think that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Yes, my hair is naturally curly. No, my eyes are green, NOT blue. I think Kate Winslet is the most beautiful woman on the planet. Tom Hanks is my favorite actor ever. I have a crush on Ed Helms. I'm just in love with Leonardo DiCaprio all around for no rational reason; he's just WONDERFUL. My second language is German, and having grown up in the Southwest I've found it to be useful ZERO TIMES. San Francisco is my second favorite city. I was an athlete my whole life, but I secretly wish I'd stuck with ballet lessons. I was an art major in college, but realized quickly that I wanted nothing to do with what I was working towards, so... THANKS, MOM AND DAD FOR PAYING FOR ART SCHOOL FOR 4 YEARS!!! My ultimate fantasy dream job is to own my own cafe. I've been serving coffee for over 10 years. You look lovely today, by the way.